By Sybil

There is a limit to how many times utility companies can tell you they’re “assessing the damage” and maintain goodwill.

However, out-of-state linemen will be heralded as saviors, always.

It’s amazing how many positions you’ll try while in bed that involve the smallest amount of skin touching fabric and the greatest amount exposed to air.

No matter how often they’re told, 50% or more of the citizenry will simply blow through non-operational traffic signals even while the car-casses of t-boned fools that did the same languish in the median.

There will be so much debris on every street and corner that every stop will involve incremental creep forward and neck craning.

It simply does not matter that the house never got cooler than 85 overnight, cold baths are never welcome first thing in the morning.

People who talk about “refreshing” cold baths will be given hard side eye and despised. And they definitely have their power back (or never lost it).

Cats just don’t care. No matter what.

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