So last night, one of the cats, young Beans, tangled herself in a plastic handled bag from the hardware store (a closet door guide that will be returned) sitting by the door and took off like someone attached a rocket launcher to her tail.
After what seemed to be half a dozen circuits of the living room/dining room/kitchen at high velocity it finally fell off.
But not before freaking out the other three cats, including Fat Sam (22lbs not even kidding). Sam managed to run over my foot and ankle in the process of escaping his dervish of a sibling resulting in some wounds (Pictured below).
Apparently this happens to other cats. The bag around a limb thing – we KNOW they all inadvertently (and on purpose) scratch their people. Take a look at these YouTube videos for proof!