Jägermeister Is Now Invading Your Coffee

My gag reflexes just activated....Jägermeister is now in your coffee!!!!!

September 9, 2019
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Look, I know that collaborating foods is all the rage. I respect that. I know that you LOVE combining fusion meals and even drinks...but I'm gonna go ahead and say it....YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR Jägermeister Cold Brew Coffee. 

YUP! I said it...Jägermeister Cold Brew Coffee. That is BLASPHEMY I say...BLASPHEMY! Who the hell do you think you are Jägermeister. You think you think you get to control me and haunt me???? Well, I am here to say NOOOO SIRRRYYYY BOB! Back your @$$ up...because I for one am NOT falling for this devils magic. 

This God for saken hybrid that will haunt me of my first drunk experience when I was younger is set to arrive in January 2020 and it’s actually still a shot, but one where “Arabica coffee and cacao blend seamlessly with the iconic flavor of Jägermeister.” The evil demigorgen that they call a spokesperson for the brand says "each shot contains about 10% of the caffeine in an average cup of brewed coffee and the drink is still “best served as an ice-cold shot.”

Get out of here with your black magic you death slayer. Twenty one year old Jill will NOT accept this. 

Now, If you'll excuse me I have to go barf.