Twitter Post About Cheap Halloween Candy

Complaints that the Halloween candy isn't up to par

October 7, 2019

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The Twitter account @BestofNextDoor likes to make fun of and call out funny posts made by people on the neighborhood app "NEXT DOOR".

Here is one of the latest posts about "cheap" halloween candy in the known "affluent" neighborhood.

Over the last three Halloweens, I’ve noticed candy stock has become more and more diluted with cheap candy,” the person writes, “I don’t know if this trend is the result of the higher bills or even the new constructions, but cheap candy has somehow infiltrated our community for Halloween and it has to stop,"

This person also insists “standard full or KING size candy” is the only acceptable candy to be given out, adding, Dum Dums, Smarties and Jolly Ranchers are a no, as are peeps, with the poster noting, “No one, and I mean NO ONE, wants those terrible marshmallow tragedies."

They also make the ridiculous suggestion that if you bought “fun size” bars, you don’t need to return them, but they’ll have to give each kid four to six to make up the difference.

Wow. Can't wait to see their rules for Christmas.