A Woman Thought Her Trainer Was Trying To Flirt, Turns Out He Was Doing Something Else

Something similar happened to Jill when she was younger.

July 12, 2019

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A woman in Indiana thought her personal trainer was hitting on her when he asked for her number.  But it turns out he thought she looked like BUZZ LIGHTYEAR . . . and he only wanted her number so he could text her a picture where he Photo shopped her face onto a picture of Buzz.  

A similar thing happened to me ( Actually twice) YES, I have two horribly embarrassing stories that relate to this one. Both times I thought a guy was hitting on me and OF COURSE he was NOT! Which, I'm not sure if you know...can be horribly embarrassing when you're a teenager. I can't remember my exact age, but I think I was somewhere between 14 and 16 years old ONLY the most embarrassing years of your life. 

Ok, so the first story:

I was at a water park when I was younger a few friends of mine and I decided to go to the concessions stand for lunch. I walk up and order my food like everyone else and I notice the guy behind the counter was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUPER HOT! I get all nervous (because that's what teenagers do). He keeps looking at me, so naturally I think " well, maybe he thinks I'm cute too". I get up to the counter and he says to me "Hey, what's your number". Well, there were a lot of people around, so I said "I'll give it to you later". He says, " Uhm, no not your phone number...your order number so I can get your food." 

Needless to say I never went there again. 

ARE YOU READY FOR STORY NUMBER TWO!

It's even better than the first story.

I was shopping for CD's back in the day ( again, I was 16 ) at the local record store. I went there a lot because again, the guy behind the counter was super cute. He didn't go to my high school, so this was my only chance to see him. 

I walked over to the cd's like I always did and I notice the guy is staring at me. LIKE STARING AT ME HARD! I look up and he smiles at me. So, I smile back. Then...THEN...he starts to walk over to me. I immediately smile and look up like "OH HI". 

He says, "Excuse me, You have a HUGE bug on your head. I think it's a massive moth...its like perched on your head." 

So, I looked at him and smiled and said, "Of course there is". 

He said, " I just didn't want you walked around with a pterodactyl on your head". 

Thanks dude. 

ANNNNNNNNNNNNND there are my two most embarrassing stories. We are now best friends. Call me every 5 minutes.